JENNY SHIMIZU MERCH “STATEMENT of AUTHENTICITY”

If you part with $28 dollars of your hard earned cash, plus a little more for shipping, and receive one of my magic t-shirts then you will undoubtedly know the power. You will instantaneously become more popular with your neighbors and coworkers. You will have hummingbirds and small puppies following you around at all times. You will definitely get more attention from the gender specific sexual being you desire. You will become more fit and your hearing will sharpen. You will smell better and not need to shower as much. You will be minding your own business at a small cafe and Simon Cowell will approach you and ask to make you a “music star.” Then Ryan Seacrest will come up and counter offer to make you a “reality star!”  And, you will become psychic and know exactly who loves you the most. You will basically be GOLDEN when you wear my magic t-shirt.  You deserve the magic!

Love,
Jenny

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID! I Am LINDA EVANGELISTA!

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GET IT NOW! PLAYBOY!

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IT’S FINALLY HERE! CRUISIN FOR A BRUISIN!!

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“COMPLETE RADNESS”

Alice Temple (wearing Cruisin for A Bruisin) and Pam Hogg. (Thanks Alice – This picture is “complete radness.”)

Cathy, Cecelia, Frankie, Julie, Kate and Kate w/ Cruisin for A Bruisin!

Jenny Shimizu MERCH: COMING MAY 19 @ JENNYSHIMIZUONLINE.COM

Cruisin for A Bruisin by Jenny Shimizu MERCH

Playboy by Jenny Shimizu MERCH

I Am Linda Evangelista by Jenny Shimizu MERCH

7 Days Until L-Beach! Hosted by Jenny Shimizu. Featuring Uh Huh Her, Betty and more!

Question: Are you excited about hosting L-Beach next week? Have you been practicing your German?

Jenny: “i’m super excited to host the l-beach! i love Germany and i can’t wait to get a bunch of birkenstocks for cheap. i’m not kidding. the musicians are really amazing and the amount of activities they provide there is incredible. my girlfriend and i plan to shoot archery and swim in the ocean during the few breaks we have from working. i also will be unleashing one of my new t-shirts for the ladies of europe and my new tote bags… i’m really looking forward to a mini-vacation, with a bunch of great bands, great people and EUROPE!! my German is horrible, but i plan to practice over the weekend. ich bin Jenny!!”

First Look: Jenny Shimizu Online .com (Homepage) by 30Seven Design

The OFFICIAL Jenny Shimizu WEBSITE has LAUNCHED! Complete with Jenny’s STORY, 5 REELS, 100+ IMAGES, never before seen WORDS (press), official place to buy MERCH and ways to CONTACT her!

WWW.JENNYSHIMIZUONLINE.COM has finally ARRIVED!

Jenny Shimizu MERCH Coming Soon

Jenny  Shimizu can now add designer to her list with the launch of her t-shirt line coming Spring 2010. The collection will include 3 designs, crafted with down-to-the-smallest-detail attention.

Hint: Motorcyles, Playboy and a 90’s Supermodel.

They will be available for purchase on her official website. Check back for updates!